Teacher asks little Johnny
Teacher: What does a cow bring to us?
Johnny: Milk!
Teacher: Good! What does a chicken bring to us?
Johnny: Eggs!
Teacher: Good! What does a goat bring to us?
Johnny: Homework!
Animal gifts
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Tourist are funny
Two women tourist where in Europe and they are in explore tour through the shops. They were walking into each shop and having fun trying on all kind of the nice clothes. In one of them they were trying on some beautiful coats, but in one moment they noticed that they were attracting lots of attention. Finally a man comes over to them and says, “You know this is a dry cleaners, right?”
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Property manager
The property manager asked a prospective tenant woman: “Are you employed?”
Woman: “Yes.” She replied.
Property manager: “Children?”
Woman: “Yes, a twelve year old boy and a nine year old girl.”
Property manager: “Animals?”
Woman: “Oh, no! They’re very well behaved.”
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Land speed record
Chuck Norris broke the land speed record on his bicycle with missing tires and chain.
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Life Insurance Agent
Life Insurance Agent: Don’t let me terrify you with a decision. Sleep on it tonight, and if you wake up tomorrow morning, let me know what you think.
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Bad News
Doctor: I have good news and bad news for you.
Patient: Tell me the the good news first.
Doctor: You have 24 hours to live.
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Ironed ears
Some guy walks into his office, and both of his ears are all ironed.
His boss asks, “What happened to your ears?”
Guy answers, “Yesterday I was ironing my shirt and when the phone rang I accidentally answered the iron.”
The boss says, “Well, that explains one ear, but what happened to your other ear?”
Guy says, “Well, I had to call the doctor!”
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Ghosts around the campfire
Ghosts sit around the campfire and tell Chuck Norris stories.
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3 Insurance policies salesman in a dinner restaurant
3 Insurance policies salesman were sitting in a dinner restaurant in relation to each and every companies assistance.
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