A List of Things You Don't Want to Hear During Surgery:

Oops! Has anyone seen my watch?
Come back with that! Bad Dog!
Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what’s that?
Hand me that…uh…that uh…..thingy
What do you mean he wasn’t in for a sex change!
Damn, there go the lights again…
Everybody stand back! I lost my contact lens!
Well folks, this will be an experiment for all of us.
What do you mean, he’s not insured?
Let’s hurry, I don’t want to miss “Bay Watch”
What do you mean “You want a divorce”!
FIRE! FIRE! Everyone get out!