Bad Wolf in the Forest

There was a blonde in the forest walking on little Red Riding hood’s trail when she spots the bad wolf. She tells him, ‘Hey bad wolf, I see you and I’m not scared!’ So the wolf runs away, but a few minutes later she spots him hidden in the forest again and tells him, ‘Hey bad wolf, I see you and I’m not scared!’ So the wolf runs away again, but after a few minutes she spots him hiding behind a tree again, and yells to him ‘Sorry wolfie, I still see you and I am not scared.’ The wolf sighs, shakes his head and says ‘Geez, is there no place I can go to the bathroom without you watching me?’