1. You’ve read the entire Dilbert page-a-day calendar
2. You discover that staring at your cubicle wall long enough produces images of Elvis.
3. You’ve definitely figured out a way to get Gilligan OFF the island.
4. You decide to see how many Surges you can drink before the inevitable explosion occurs.
5. People come into your office frequently to borrow pencils from your ceiling.
6. The 5th Division of Paperclips has completely overrun the Pushpin Infantry, and General White-Out has called for reinforcements.